Tu sabes how crazy the hipsters and gavachos from the west-side. You would not find this on the eastside, we don't need no pinche colonics.
I used to go to a chiropractor in Eagle Rock for back aches and the Dr. was a wonderful old timer in his eighties named, believe it or not, Dr. Carne. One day as I was getting my back treatment he told me he was going to retire, I asked why and in a rather grumpy tone he said ” Most of my old customers are dying and nowadays a lot of my new customers include many Gay men, (he actually used one of the nasty descriptive terms for Gay men, which of course I'm to high class to say), and they all want me to give them “high colonic enemas”, and damn it, I don’t need the money bad enough to end up the high priest of Tailgunners!”
Also, the troll who shows up here often, with the very recognizable and badly disguised anti-Mexican, anti-Eastside comments, was reportedly given treatments a couple of years ago by one Dr. Hugo Winterhalder, for anti Mexican psychotic behavior treatment that included not only hours of isolation with a TV constantly playing songs by “Las Ardilla’s” (The Chipmonks), and Chapulin Colorado TV programs, but also a series of “Menudo enemas” that although didn’t fully cure the troll of Mexipsychosis left a lasting case of “Menudo Enema OCD Complejo ” that can still be witnessed throughout the Internet at various sites. lol
Mary Cummins, Walter Moore, Mike Higby, Anonymousa, Hipsters, Barf, SNG and the mayates could all use a menudo enema. But don't give a menudo enema to a maricon he will enjoy it.
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Don Culo,
Another great post which exposes what the gavachos are like.
I really enjoyed the story about gays who like colonics.
Orale Don Culo really enjoyed hearing about your chiropractor who doesn't want to be the colonic chiropractor. lol
Oh, I get it, Don. Westsiders are ‘full of shit’. Ha ha. Ha. I’m so fucking stupid.
how much doesn a menudo enema cost?not for me for a friend.
^^^ HaHaHaHaHa
Nice! Glad to see you got your edge back Don Culo. Seriously, some of your posts were getting to be lame, but this last one and the 'illegal alien costume' one are back up to your standard. Those pinche lily whites won't eat menudo but they'll write about enemas on their cars. LOL!
is there a way to tell if commenter are white? we should ban them.
^^^^^^^^^^
NO gavachos are allowed on this blog, tu sabes Don Culo hates gavachos especially the rich and hipster gavachos.
Don culo i bring you greetings from my Don Vito from Castlemmare. Our olive oil business is flourishing thanks to your import of the hard working poeple from your frontera. We've decided to send you a bonus for any females you may acrue from the ChiChi Mans blog. Thier talent is noted throughout Europe. The latinas with the large tetas are especially favored.When discussing our business dealings you should recall that it was always Tattaglia and not Barzini all the time.
Don Culo when are you putting up a new another of your inspirational abuelita stories.
I miss having one of your stories to brighten my day and give the courage to continue my daily batle against the oppersion of my gavacho robber baron boss.
guess u finally ran out of ideas. no worries - ur a bad writer and no one believed u could be anything but some douche hipster. lol - guess it's back to blowing ur trust fund on coke. u really can't write and aren't funny. lol. less tv, more life, then maybe u will have something to write about.
sns take your own advice
les internet trolling and get out of the basement more often.
AND try NOT to be such a pantywaist ass-wipe. Your comments lack the snap they used to have. Did the gang bangers steal your wit along with that Raiders jacket?
hi donculo. i will gladly get my trolling back up to its normal snappiness if u can write some new posts.
shit - write about the gang rape of that gavacha in richmond, ca or something. u can't be that busy. sheesh.
I haven't had the time to post new comments, since working on my new book "Our Abuelita's Menudo Recipes".
The book is a compilation of recipes for menudo and many stories about the abuelita's who passed the recipes down to younger generations and help maintain our cultural identity with menudo.
Esta menudo la banda o menudo la sopa?
Don Culo,
We are still waiting for a new post, get off your ass and give some more of your great stories !!!!!!!!!!
Gava Joe is much more Hitler-like than you are Don Culo. He's almost more Hitler like than the LAPD. When are you going to tell sns to flag that barf blog over there? the guys at Blogger listen to sns. i think he gives them lurid sex on demand.
gava joe is more like hitler than hitler himself, they should say hitler is like gava joe.
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